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rondetto On about 5 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 01, 2014 @ 10:42:55
During a recent outing in Liverpool, a woman sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,

"Will I be acquitted?"
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#2New Post! Aug 01, 2014 @ 17:25:21
VaderdudeR On August 30, 2014




, Ireland
#3New Post! Aug 05, 2014 @ 11:14:02
Ha, Ha!
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