The Ferrari team were so disappointed ay not winning the constructor's championship, they got the whole team together, everyone from the drivers to the tea lady, and watched the footage of every race, one after another.
Finally, someone noticed that their pit-stops weren't as quick as Mercedes, so to get them quicker they looked high and wide for the world's best wheel changers. They tried rally mechanics, the royal engineers, everyone with mechanical expertise. They finally found the answer to the problem, six British teenagers with asbo's. They could get the wheels off in under five seconds, regular as clockwork.
Problem was, in fifteen seconds, they'd also resprayed it and sold it to some bloke behind the Maclaren garage for a case of Stella, and a Nokia I Phone.
Jun 28, 2022 @ 13:06:51
