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ozzy_atc On June 22, 2006

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Oak Harbor, Washington
#1New Post! May 05, 2006 @ 08:47:02
WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f***ed up...but that s*** was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Keep your s*** so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b****, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk s*** to the person who talks s*** about you.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*** out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
Darkshine On May 05, 2010




Sydney, Australia
#2New Post! May 05, 2006 @ 09:19:23
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cobber On July 22, 2006

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#3New Post! May 05, 2006 @ 09:57:16
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