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twohot4u On October 17, 2008




i know, Mississippi
#1New Post! Aug 30, 2006 @ 13:53:59
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, b****."
drummerwannabe On June 17, 2019
Travel Junkie





In a drum.., Minnesota
#2New Post! Aug 30, 2006 @ 13:56:24


thanks for making me laugh.... I'm not having a great time today....

but I just cracked up at this one...
pokerplayer On October 08, 2006




None, Wake Island
#3New Post! Aug 30, 2006 @ 13:59:56


Good one.Kudos.
sexmachine21 On June 10, 2008




savannah, Georgia
#4New Post! Aug 30, 2006 @ 14:47:26
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