Find strange USB products

Let's see, there are these:

USB toothbrush...for the avid gamer...when you really can't leave your screen but still want that fresh breath

https://www.watch.impress.co.jp/akiba/hotline/20030222/etc_habrashi.html



Sushi USB flash drive...because you're unique, and who wants a boring flash drive when you can have one that screams "i'm hip"

https://www.dynamism.com/sushidisk/main.shtml



Wood USB flash drive....because you like wood

https://www.dynamism.com/usb_oooms.shtml

USB dogs exercise... so you don't have to



https://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/a626/

I have the humping USB dog

PTeq - USB Pregnancy Test

https://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/pteq.html

I just saw that one

https://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/9c89/

I gotta woodie just thinking about this

USB bouncer...because you never know when some drunken club go-er might try to grind on your pc

https://nexus404.com/Blog/2007/06/11/protect-your-pc-with-the-usb-desktop-bouncer/




Too funny, just found a website that describes what this little guy does:

Yes now you can be insulted by big brutish looking men who never get dates, all from your desk top. The USB USB Desktop Bouncer is 8 inches of pure rubber fitted with a motion sensor, which, when it detects the office joker sniffing around your PC at lunch says things like: ?You?re not welcome here?, ?your names not down, your not coming in? ?you?re not coming anywhere near here looking like that?, ?not today mate?, ?come over here if you think your hard enough?, and ?you?re cruising for a bruising?.

USB vacuum machine...your OCD might strike when you least expect it, make sure you have your USB vacuum handy to clean up the imaginery dust!

https://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/usb-hoover.html

USB vibrators....yeah i'm not writing a heading for this one

pretty sure NSFW...i'm not clicking on it from my desk

https://www.condomcountry.com.au/item/t-vib-usb-kit-10func

I want one.

They have dirty part pleasers for usb drives , but I'm not gonna look for any or post picks. lol

yuck. lol

USB Mask...No longer does Michael Jackson have the monopoly on masks, now you can wear one right from the comfort of your PC just like the Superstar of Pop!

https://www.thanko.jp/usbmask2/