Favorite quotes from your favorite god or goddess?

Here a few of my favorite god quotes:

Hitchhiker?s Guide to the Galaxy (maybe the 3rd book): God?s last message to mankind: ?Sorry for the inconvenience.?

Futuramma: Bender, ?1st I was god, then I found god.? 8)

Futuramma: God to bender, ?When you do things right, people wont be sure that you?ve done anything at all.?

from lord of illusions the character NIX 'i was born to murder the world'

this is from tittycles,a guy from scholl(his real name is QJ)
im better than you so why even try.

from the same film same character NIX is asked 'what the f*** are you?' he replies 'a man who wanted to be a god...but changed his mind'

Well, a quote anyhow."Now kill all the boys.And kill every woman that has slept with a man,but save for yourself every girl who has never slept with a man."Numbers 31:17-18. A lot of what was said in the old testament was from the view of desert warriors. Not relevent to the present.

"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end." Revelation 22:13

"Count to 3 and hurl the Holy hand grenade of Antioch at thine foes. And they being deemed naughty shall be smote"
Monty Python is god.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

EDIT: yes, this is a real saying, im not just typing jibberish.

". . . and god said"shut the f*** up,or i will be forced to smite you where you stand"
barry trotter and the shameless parody.

Taun We: Welcome, little one. This is your first day. Your designation will be RS-138. We expect great things from you. You have been born into dangerous times. A sharp mind will be the key to survival. But as often as not, it will be your inherent physical traits that win the day. And in this regard, you will be superior to your more common brethren. For you are a commando, something truly special. Your weapons, your armor, and most importantly, your brothers. The aipha of our world hunt in pods to bring down much larger prey. So too, will you join your brothers and become fierce hunters for the Republic. Now, join your pod, and embrace your destiny as their leader. Join Delta Squad: Delta 40, your foundation, a pure and uncomplicated soldier; 62, the heart and soul of your team; and 07, the fiercest hunter of all your brethren. You are each a piece of a whole person, and the Republic will call on you to defend, and give your lives if need be

Clone Advisor: Once you're inside, proceed with disabling maneuvers.
Sev: Disabling maneuvers?
Scorch: Uh... blowing things up?
Sev: Oh... I knew that.

Scorch: I think we may have to blast our way through that... And I'm *not* just saying that because I love to blow stuff up.
Sev: Yes, you are.

Sev: Some people say that in order to achieve maximum combat effectiveness, they need to get into the zone. Sir, I *live* in the zone

Scorch: Was it red-red-green or red-green-red?
Sev: And he's supposed to be the demolitions expert?

Scorch: Rule number 48, Sev: any crash you can walk away from, is a good one

Scorch: Man, this place gives me the creeps.
Sev: Ah, Scorch... Nothing better than a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bush, putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's cranium...
[sighs wistfully]
Sev: Makes me feel alive.
Scorch: Okay, now Oh-Seven's giving me the creeps.

Sev: Damn, I don't believe it!
Scorch: What's wrong, Sev?
Sev: I've lost count of my kills

Scorch: If we're all clones, why am I the only one with a sense of humor

Scorch: The garden has a pest problem: Trandoshans.
Sev: Would you prefer baby Wookiees?
Scorch: Uh, not really. Too cute.

Scorch: [Blows up a blockade and laughs] That blew up real good

Scorch: [after geonosian leader is dead] Woohoo! Yeah! I love that smell!
Clone Advisor: All I smell is a burnt geonosian.