Favorite Quotes of Wisdom and Wit...

maybe not wise but, definitely funny:

?Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.?

?I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.?

The Most Beautiful Compensation Of Life Is Not Touched By Hands Rather Felt By Hearts-unknown

"Whenever you fall, pick something up."
~Oswald Avery

All good is hard. All evil is easy. Dying, losing, cheating, and mediocrity is easy. Stay away from easy.
Scott Alexande

"Knowledge is power."
~Francis Bacon

<----dude on the mug 8)

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.
Anne Frank

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
~Douglas Adams

This is so true !!!!!

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
Helen Kelle

"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
~?
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I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch ~
Gilda Radner

Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

Frank Outlaw

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. -

Will Rogers

"It is better to open your eyes and say you don't understand, than to close your eyes and say you don't believe."
~?

"Ow!"

Gen. George Custer