Favorite Quotes of Wisdom and Wit...

When you find yourself in a hole,
Quit digging.
Unknown

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
Shaw, George Bernard

The media is the message - Marshall McLuhan,

Never argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. - Ben Franklin

"WHO,ME?"Alfred Newman...Mad Magazine

Everyone has the right to their own opinions, but not their own facts. - F. Lee Bailey

"Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." John Wayne

I have that one in my notebook somewhere. lol

"The oppressed live thru the eyes of the strong."
~?

Isn't that the truth!

"Love is the distance between reality and pain."
~?

Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your

mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

What a quote to read after reading that jizz pizza thread!

"Truth? To hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing upon anything. It is irrelevant and immaterial. It's the lie of a pipe dream that gives meaning to the whole mad lot of us, drunk or sober."
~Eugene O'neill

Whoever controls the media, controls the mind. - Jim Morrison

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that

comes from bad judgment.