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FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY In Florida

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Mar 30, 2010 @ 23:13:27
Too lazy to check out snopes, got this from my uncle, is it true?

You must read this.....a proper decision by the courts...for a change. FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days... The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..". The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned." You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture! This is too good NOT to forward!
someone_else On August 30, 2012
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American Alps, Washington
#2New Post! Mar 30, 2010 @ 23:15:52
ammw20 On March 05, 2022




Walla Walla, Washington
#3New Post! Mar 30, 2010 @ 23:25:00
WOW that is funny
jmo On April 29, 2021
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Yorkshire, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Mar 30, 2010 @ 23:26:37
That's just stupid.
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#5New Post! Mar 30, 2010 @ 23:29:34
@ammw20 Said

WOW that is funny



Yeah, I about split a gut, but did it happen?
someone_else On August 30, 2012
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American Alps, Washington
#6New Post! Mar 30, 2010 @ 23:32:03
I found this on an Atheist page, can't tell yet if it's a joke, but they posted it.
Atheist Holy Day
someone_else On August 30, 2012
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American Alps, Washington
#7New Post! Mar 30, 2010 @ 23:34:39
And then I checked Snopes so I guess it's Urban Legend.
jmo On April 29, 2021
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Yorkshire, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Mar 30, 2010 @ 23:36:51
@someone_else Said

And then I checked Snopes so I guess it's Urban Legend.



It's fairly obviously a joke is it not?

I mean Yankee courts can't use something like the Bible as evidence of any discrimination trail, no-one would be so petty as to actually go to court over there being no Atheist Holy Day and a judge wouldn't be so quick to make a joke like that in a genuine court situation.

It's just a really bad joke.
someone_else On August 30, 2012
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American Alps, Washington
#9New Post! Mar 30, 2010 @ 23:39:32
@jmo Said

It's fairly obviously a joke is it not?

I mean Yankee courts can't use something like the Bible as evidence of any discrimination trail, no-one would be so petty as to actually go to court over there being no Atheist Holy Day and a judge wouldn't be so quick to make a joke like that in a genuine court situation.

It's just a really bad joke.



Honestly, I could see someone going to court over it. People are stupid like that - people in general - but I couldn't see that being an actual verdict since it's Bible based and all that that you said up there.

But...did you read the Atheist page I linked on the first one? I didn't read very far down in the comments but it seemed like they believed it.
someone_else On August 30, 2012
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American Alps, Washington
#10New Post! Mar 30, 2010 @ 23:40:38
Oh and read the comments here by Miss Shawn .
boxerdc On December 18, 2012

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#11New Post! Mar 31, 2010 @ 00:13:42
Why would atheists want a holy day?
Barbarella On April 11, 2010

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, United Kingdom
#12New Post! Mar 31, 2010 @ 00:15:27
This makes less sense than a square circle.
colby On September 26, 2010




Unknown, Ohio
#13New Post! Mar 31, 2010 @ 00:41:19
...I do not understand...but I know it is dumb.
raditz On April 20, 2024
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Houston, Texas
#14New Post! Mar 31, 2010 @ 00:50:18
More than likely a joke. A kinda lame joke.....
dustyrhodes On May 11, 2010

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wetlands of central florida,
#15New Post! Mar 31, 2010 @ 01:00:43
court, hmmm....
im thinking, athiest puts
hand on bible & raises right
hand....
ok, now what
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