Existence of the Friend Zone

What is it? Does it exist? Is it just a made up excuse for if we cannot score with someone we developed feelings for? If it exists, are we able to break away from it without hindering a possibly good friendship?

1. "You" should never cheat on your friend with his girl.

2. "You" should never trust a girl that would cheat with you on her man, especially if he is your friend.

3. If "your" friend already broke off with his girl (or she broke off with him) all is fair... though if the break up was devastating to your friend, "you" should use discretion.

4. If you and your friend and the girl all work at the same place: DO NOT DO IT! Super bad JuJu.

PS
Be careful when dating a woman who just broke up with a hispanic male.

Wait! What!? Chaski just made a sweeping racial statement!!!!

Yes... yes I did...

Oh, and if the girl is Melania Trump:

Go for it!

She is HOT!

And don't worry Cadet Bone Spurs is a coward... and has small hands...

Especially if they're with that MI-6 gang .. or whatever they're called!

Thanks for the update on the bro code. What about the friend zone lol?

Never kiss your best friend... unless he is a she... and looks like Melania... or Ivanka... or this....



OK... to be honest if your best friend is a man but looks like that you should at least consider kissing him.

OK... to be serious... I think...

I have found that sensual relations with friends sometimes (though rarely) are the 1st step in a new and wondrous relationship.

Other times they are a hatchet grenade to the head of a good friendship... good bye friend

One time in a million they are super good idea that is massively fun, and somehow doesn't blow up in your face.

But he tells the 82 airborne what to do

and he has the nuclear codes and would not hesitate to use them..

Almost every morning on Twitter.

In my limited experience when they are on the rebound like that it seldom works out well.

I cannot say that I have friends but either way it does sound like a recipe for disaster!

Rebound relationships

It’s always [ALWAYS] tricky when you are dating a woman who recently broke up with her boyfriend.

Her emotions can cause her to be really hot for you one moment, and the next moment cold and distant.

She is going to be confused about how she feels. [It’ absolutely essential that you let her come and go as she pleases]


If she backs off (for any reason) you may compensate by chasing her and trying to force things. This is natural but other than good.
Hang back, DO NOT chase. It will just drive her further away.

I cannot claim to know but I bet there is a very low success rate for rebound relationships.

If you really like her be patient, listen (do not interfere) and kind.

If you just what to get into her pants, she will probably be very vulnerable. You do not strike me as being the kind of person who would do that though.

indeed

I see.

Oh come on now, the fact that you like Kraftwerk suggests that while you are a bit obscure and eclectic, you must have at least one or two good friends.