Ecologists Predict New Zealand to be Defeated by Bird s***

For anyone who cares about the stupidity taking place in countries abroad:

New Zealand have recently taken up arms against all moggies (cats) in effort to preserve it's rare and exotic avian menagerie.

"Birds just look more Dungeons N Dragonsy in the background of Hobbit films than scruffy moggies do." exclaims one unknown Cat-Kicking Kiwi.

Extermination efforts expected to benefit the tourism industry for the next three generations but apologies should be made for generations a century from now whom may find themselves abandoning both islands due to sanitary reasons.

It was noted that early in New Zealand's history an Italian colony had taken roost in a country side that hosted some of NZ's most rarest birds however the colonists preferred to eat nothing but poultry.

Like moggies will be soon, it is very rare to find anyone in New Zealand nowadays who originally migrated from Italy.

And rightfully so.

NZ buried in bird s*** a century from now?

*shrugs*

Won't be around to smell it so not my problem.

Well New Zealand has always been more about Kiwi's(The bird) than cats.

Very unusual to me. And yes, I am very interested in whats going on in other parts of the world. I get bored with the crap going on here so was happy to see you posted some crap ( litrally) from somewhere else.

People here would not have nything to do with going after kitties. Moggies are kitties right? yep, many people here wouuld have your head. There are some people so attached to kitties they are like crack adicts over kitties.

So while your country will be defeated by birds***, ours will be defeated by a bunch of pussies.

i guess birds come everywhere to s***, new zealand or italy. eb - you said it rare for these birds migrate to new zealand, you think traveled from italy, first class or coach?

Naw, this was back in the 1800's I think. I small community from Italy moved over here as well and took up resident in an area filled with NZ exclusive birds.

They hunted and ate the birds....didn't like the taste of sheep or something.