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rondetto On March 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 29, 2023 @ 16:44:38
Three guys all worked in the same office with the same male boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.
One day, the guys decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind him. After all, he never called or came back to work, so how would he know they went home early?
Harold was thrilled to be home early, he did a little gardening, spent play time with his son, and went to bed early.
Eddie was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
Patrick was happy to get home early and surprise his wife, but when he got to his bedroom, he heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, he cracked open the door and was mortified to see his wife in bed with his boss!
Gently he closed the door and crept out of the house.
The next day, at their coffee break, Harold and Eddie planned to leave early again, and they asked Patrick if he was going to go with them.
“No way!” Patrick exclaimed. "The boss almost caught me yesterday!"
Hawkeye666 On October 17, 2023




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 30, 2023 @ 17:55:23
@rondetto Said

Three guys all worked in the same office with the same male boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.
One day, the guys decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind him. After all, he never called or came back to work, so how would he know they went home early?
Harold was thrilled to be home early, he did a little gardening, spent play time with his son, and went to bed early.
Eddie was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
Patrick was happy to get home early and surprise his wife, but when he got to his bedroom, he heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, he cracked open the door and was mortified to see his wife in bed with his boss!
Gently he closed the door and crept out of the house.
The next day, at their coffee break, Harold and Eddie planned to leave early again, and they asked Patrick if he was going to go with them.
“No way!” Patrick exclaimed. "The boss almost caught me yesterday!"


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