Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call that a woman was going into labor and about to deliver her baby. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a little 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Mom pushed and pushed, and after a little while little Ricky was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom and the baby began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "Smack his bottom again, he shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...!"
Dec 22, 2009 @ 23:59:03
