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rondetto

Wrexham, United Kingdom

Feb 15, 2019 @ 12:44:52

A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink."

The man replies, "Listen mrs If you were my wife, I'd bloody drink it."

Darkman666

Saint Louis, Missouri

Feb 15, 2019 @ 14:33:44

@rondetto Said

A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink."

The man replies, "Listen mrs If you were my wife, I'd bloody drink it."

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