@rondetto Said 
A drunk guy walks into a bar and approaches the bartender, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?" "I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"
"I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."
when I went to my doctor years ago, he told me give up drink, drugs, and sex. for last 7 years, I still drink, have sex, and take drugs to remember who slept with. but in 7 years, I did switched doctor.
Oct 23, 2019 @ 08:35:58
