Does anyone want me to become your snake's next meal

Does anyone have a pet snake that would like to eat me. You can video tape it and everything. I will enter the snake unclothed for the
Snake to digest me better. Go ahead and even season me!!! Please contact me and also please tell me how big the snake his.

And the strangest post of the day goes to...

Where do they all come from? Just think. He's probably in college too. That sure should give us all hope for the future.

I only feed my snake people from Texas. Not Arizona. Sorry.
You might make her sick.

Still volunteering to be eaten by your snake.

I don't have a snake, but perhaps you'd be willing to do house/yard work?

Well first you need to tell just what sort of rodent you are . And ten tell if you plane to just sit there waiting for the snake to strike or if you will jump around and dart here and there like you are looking for an escape out of the aquarium. You know most snakes will eat a boring rodent but they really like feeling as if they had to catch there dinner, it makes for a happier snake and is good for the digestion. Will await your reply.

"BURP"

That is to cool,

That was my first thought

Someone had to get low and get close to take that fellows portrait

Best time I guess, snake certainly wasn't hungry! LOL

Still want to be eaten

I'm sure there are specialist sites you can go on to organise that sort of thing.