Does Horn Size Matter?

As we all know, a Unicorn's ego can often boil down to the size of their horn. Some say that size matters, other's say that it isn't the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean, but who is right?

I've set up a poll so that we can finally, once and for all, determine whether horn size on a Unicorn matters.

Little horns are majestic too!

Any horn is a good horn!

It depends on what it is that needs to be impaled.

In my Nation we are told don't blow your own horn.

If you are repeatedly impaling with your horn and getting no complaints, then there is nothing wrong.

If your horn fails to impale, then you have problems and need a horn pump.

Yes. Size does matter. At least that is what my girlfriend says.

yes, the size of your horn matter. female unicons watching you walking down the street. you have a big horn, the female unicorn will give a big dirty smile. you have a really small horn, and when you walking down the street. the female unicorn will look at your small horn change with me. she will shake her sideways., RIGHT, you and me. i don't think so, shimpy! yes, the horn size matter, it is prejudice. yes, these female unicorns are b****es, that's right. if you have a pee wee horn, you might want join a monastery. with all the other male unicorn monks with with pee wee horns.

Lord knows I've tried.

Depends on the virgin looking at the horn.





but...yes it matters.

If anyone can blow their own horn, they have got back problems!