@rondetto Said 
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level
He described a typical day this way: 'Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took a leak and got stung in nettles.'
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, 'You must be one hell of an outdoors man!'
'NAH,' he replied, 'I'm just a bloody rubbish golfer.'
when i was a teenager - i had the same happened to me -He described a typical day this way: 'Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took a leak and got stung in nettles.'
only different - my mother was chasing me with frying pan!
May 11, 2021 @ 18:07:35
