Do You Ever Call Inanimate Objects Names?

I find I do this a lot, for instance a little while ago my pen ran out, ofcourse while I was writing and I called it a filthy whore. Do you guys ever do anything like that?

All the time.......but not really calling it names....its more like a blanket being "pooky"

I yell at things and have pet names for things, though I can't quite picture myself calling a pen a filthy whore.

yeah i guess it takes a certain kinda person to call a pen a filthy whore

How did you know about Horhey?

haha! i do that all the time! why just today i did it! my locker wouldnt open so i called it a stupid a** biotch!..then kicked it..and it opened!

I do it all the time to anything faulty...it's just habit.
for example
ipod locked up yesterday..."ooh f*** you stupid friggen motherf***er"
I think that counts

my sister likes to call things 'little bum' whn they don't work.

I have a little pink pig that I keep change in... I call him piggy.

My parents had names for all thier cars and I'm sure I will too.

i normally dont get that mad.. but when i do.. i get up and find another pen.. then i finish what i was doing.. after that i take the pen.. find a lighter and burn that motherf**ker

My mom named her robotic vacuum Jake.

I think maybe yelling at this inanimate object may be an cathartic act. You are simply purging all of your anger through screaming at your pen, restoring and refreshing your spirit.

Or of course, a better explanation is that you are a complete basket-case.

that sounds more right

It would be a boring place if everyone were normal anyway, right? Not to mention terribly overpopulated because we would lose out on all of those "interesting" serial killers who help keep the surplus population down.

Yeah I couldn't imagine being normal, how boring.