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rondetto On June 11, 2021




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 09, 2021 @ 08:43:56
Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, A Marine husband called home to tell his wife he would be late - again. He went on to say that dirty magazines had been discovered in the platoon's quarters and they had to discipline the whole squad. She launched into a tirade, arguing that many men had pictures hanging in their quarters at our previous post, so his new platoon should not be penalized for something trivial.
The husband calmly listened to my gripes and then explained, "Look they are our ammo, Dirty magazines: the clips from their rifles had not been cleaned."
Darkman666 On about 13 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 09, 2021 @ 14:23:58
@rondetto Said

Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, A Marine husband called home to tell his wife he would be late - again. He went on to say that dirty magazines had been discovered in the platoon's quarters and they had to discipline the whole squad. She launched into a tirade, arguing that many men had pictures hanging in their quarters at our previous post, so his new platoon should not be penalized for something trivial.
The husband calmly listened to my gripes and then explained, "Look they are our ammo, Dirty magazines: the clips from their rifles had not been cleaned."


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