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rondetto On about 2 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 29, 2019 @ 18:09:31
Some tourists in the London Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard,“Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?”
The guard replies, “They are three million, four years, and six months old.”
“That's an awfully exact number,” says the tourist. “How do you know their age so precisely?”
The guard answers, “Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago!”
darkman666 14 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 29, 2019 @ 18:35:41
@rondetto Said

Some tourists in the London Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard,“Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?”
The guard replies, “They are three million, four years, and six months old.”
“That's an awfully exact number,” says the tourist. “How do you know their age so precisely?”
The guard answers, “Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago!”


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