Deodorant

@rondetto Said

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectal deodrant. the pharmacist , a little confused, explains to the blonde that they don`t sell rectal deodrant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from the store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes, i`ve got my old one here," says the blonde. she hands it to the pharmacist. "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodrant,"he says to her.
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container "To apply, push up bottom."