Deep Thoughts with Tino

Post your deep thoughts here.

The British are coming! The British are coming!

Is "tired old cliche" one?

I would love to be able to always make people feel better about themselves. I am quite sensitive and it really gets to me when people are down. I want a magic want that I could wave to make things better for them. I do try but I'm not very good at it.

I think the worst part of a city being attacked by King Kong would be the giant
monster genetalia.

I told you they were coming! They're here! The British! Ruuuun!

the british used to own it.ur ancestors.

If I ever went to war, instead of throwing a grenade, I'd throw one of those small
pumpkins. Then maybe my enemy would pick up the pumpkin and think about
the futility of war. And that would give me the time I need to hit him with a real
grenade.

I wish I had one of those sexy accents

Actually, I'm not the least bit British. Just because I'm American, doesn't mean I'm British. None of my ancestors came here from Britain and remained here. Well, technically everyone is related to everyone else, but uhm...yeah, let's not get techincal. I'm 50% Polish (that explains a lot ), 25% Syrian, and 25% other stuff, Irish being part of that.

I wish I was British though. That would be cool.

if you're a happy employee does that make you "gruntled"?

why is it we cant all like ourselves? we are all beautiful in some way. why cant i love myself?

Why do bunches of people run from a shark when they see one, if there is a
bunch of people, and one of that shark, wouldn't it be easy to just attack him
and kick his ass?

im pondering the finer points of life....hopefully im making a difference somewhere....

did i hear the british were coming??

No. I never said anything of the sort.