Dear Tech Support:
Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting
software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry
applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention
of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs
such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and
installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, Saturday
Football 5.0, Golf 2.4 and Clutter Everywhere 4.5.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system.
Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14.1 or House
Cleaning 2.6.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all
purpose utility is of only limited effectiveness. Can you help,
please!!
Sincerely, Frustrated User
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Dear Frustrated User:
This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly
due to a primary misconception.
Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea
that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However,
Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator
to run as few applications as possible.
TECH TIP! Do not attempt to modify software yourself ! Husband 1.0
may default to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, to Beer 6.0.
Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create
FatBelly files and Snoring Loudly wave files that are very hard to
delete. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip! Just
remember! The system will run smoothly, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly! Consider buying
additional software to improve performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1.
Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep
Husband 1.0 running smoothly.
After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and
you will find many valuable embedded features such as FixBrokenThings
2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and Best Friend 7.6.
A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install
Mother In Law 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will
cause selective shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will
run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until MotherInLaw 1.0 is
uninstalled.
I hope these notes have helped.
Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech
Support wish you the best of luck in coming years.
We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!
Tech Support
Jun 25, 2006 @ 14:33:21
