Dear Lord Jesus, Thank you for not killing me before I had a chance to accept you

@butthurt Said


He has unimaginable brain power and creates the universe, laws of physics and life forms. But when he creates his son Jesus, all that f***er can do is change water to wine

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God f***ing fails!!!

@butthurt Said

God f***ing fails!!!

He has unimaginable brain power and creates the universe, laws of physics and life forms. But when he creates his son Jesus, all that f***er can do is change water to wine

@BozieFozie Said

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!

@TenaciousDave Said

I though Jesus was a Canadian?

@Laurette Said

Joan Osbourne? I was thinking Bruce Almighty.

@davii Said

He's a lumberjack and he's ok...

@davii Said

@TenaciousDave Said

Most Christians aren't.

@TenaciousDave Said

That's the song Jim Carrey was sing in Bruce Almighty.

@Laurette Said

Joan Osbourne? I was thinking Bruce Almighty.

@bibie Said

No, he cured many people from diseases and things like that the water and wine is just the most famous.

That's blasphemy the worse sin of all!

@LuckyCharms Said

Unfortunate, but very true. And here is a prime example. If this 'kid' is for real, the condescension and judgmentalism tied with a complete lack of humility and compassion make one of the worst types of hypocrites. Spreading hate in the name of God. Always a lovely Christian thing.

@Laurette Said

I know that! I was just testing you.

@butthurt Said

God f***ing fails!!!

He has unimaginable brain power and creates the universe, laws of physics and life forms. But when he creates his son Jesus, all that f***er can do is change water to wine

@davii Said

He's a lumberjack and he's ok...