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rondetto On about 10 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 28, 2019 @ 15:45:19
Little Johnny told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.

"Dead." She was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained Little Johnny, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 28, 2019 @ 17:25:33
@rondetto Said

Little Johnny told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.

"Dead." She was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained Little Johnny, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."


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