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rondetto On about 22 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 09, 2022 @ 12:39:25
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,
She heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!

As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend In as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who
had Been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"

Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your Clothes with you under your arm?"

Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get Dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried,

"Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

"Nope.........just when it's raining."
Darkman666 On about 14 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Aug 09, 2022 @ 21:37:56
@rondetto Said

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,
She heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!

As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend In as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who
had Been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"

Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your Clothes with you under your arm?"

Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get Dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried,

"Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

"Nope.........just when it's raining."






do you know the difference between " an afternoon affair " and " an evening affair " ?


the afternoon affair, the husband has enough light in the bedroom without the light on.

the evening affair, the husband has no light in the bedroom without the bedroom's light on. he can't tell if he sleep with another woman, his wife, or the other's woman husband!
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