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HiImDan On January 03, 2021




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Sep 04, 2008 @ 16:34:16
Dave was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Dave decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Dave.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Dave soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Dave. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or I have sex with you."

Again, Dave thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Dave.

Although he survived, it took several months before Dave fully recovered. Now Dave was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Dave, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
x_Laura_x On January 28, 2021




Nowhere, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Sep 04, 2008 @ 16:35:04
sillygoosey On July 23, 2009




Full of Hope,
#3New Post! Sep 04, 2008 @ 16:36:12
wilf1408 On September 01, 2009




, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Sep 04, 2008 @ 16:36:55
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