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rondetto On about 24 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 16, 2022 @ 13:07:39
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two creatures mating.

"Daddy, what are those two doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the one on top?" she asked. "Daddy Longlegs" said Daddy."So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, He replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then, raised her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that queer crap in our garden."
Darkman666 On about 18 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 17, 2022 @ 19:14:09
@rondetto Said

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two creatures mating.

"Daddy, what are those two doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the one on top?" she asked. "Daddy Longlegs" said Daddy."So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, He replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then, raised her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that queer crap in our garden."




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