15 year old son askes, " Dad can I have a motorbike for my 16th birthday in a few weeks time?"
"Can your d*** reach your arse son?"
"No Dad"
"Sorry son your not getting a motorbike"
The son pulls on his d*** for a full year trying to make it longer.
" Dad can I have a motorbike for my 17th birthday in a few weeks time?"
"Can your d*** reach your arse son?"
"No Dad"
"Sorry son your not getting a motorbike"
The son pulls on his d*** for a full year trying to make it longer.
" Dad can I have a motorbike for my 18th birthday in a few weeks time?"
"Can your d*** reach your arse son?"
"Yes Dad, Yes it can"
"Well go f*** yersef son , you still ain't getting a motorbike"
Oct 01, 2006 @ 17:57:14
