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rondetto On about 19 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 04, 2017 @ 17:30:22
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to get them some snacks and drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantle.

He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says, "What's this?"

She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."

He turns beet red in horror and goes, "Geez, oh . . . I . . .I am so sorry"

She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 04, 2017 @ 17:32:39
@rondetto Said

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to get them some snacks and drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantle.

He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says, "What's this?"

She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."

He turns beet red in horror and goes, "Geez, oh . . . I . . .I am so sorry"

She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."


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