Crayons

@rondetto Said

The pre school class had settled down to its colouring
books.

Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss

Francis, I ain't got no crayons."

"Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't have any

crayons.' You don't have any crayons. We don't have any

crayons. They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm

getting at?"

"Not really," Willie said, "What happened to all them bloody

crayons then?"