Couldn't have seen that coming!

Because he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly,
widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to
enjoy it with.

Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty
took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man," he said
walking up to her, "but in a little while, my father will die
and I'll inherit 20 million dollars. I would like to have
someone to share it with. Will you come home with me?"

The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became
his stepmother.

from laughing to hard!!