Corrupt a wish. ( board game )

It works like this:

I make a wish, "I wish for 1000 gold coins"

then someone has to corrupt it saying something like:

"Granted! But they are all chocolate inside."

So my wish is....

I wish for a Silver watch with diamonds.

granted but then you get arrested for handling stolen property


i wish i didnt have to get out of bed this morning

Granted , but you have no legs.

I wish I would not had my breaks and lunches cut in half.

granted, but your lifespan is cut in half instead D:

i wish i had a lifetime supply of jack daniels

Granted, but unfortunatley you don't have any hands


I wish that the weekend could last forever!

granted, but alcohol, drugs & rock and roll become extinct

LOL you didnt wish killer.

oops. i wish i didnt forget to wish things.

Granted but, you will have no desires.

I wish for a well paying job.

granted, but its working as a rent boy

i wish i would reach all my goals

Granted but then you die

I wish for a new computer

granted, but its readily installed all the latest spyware and top of the range malware

i wish i wasnt hungry

Granted but your food and all food is forever tasteless.

I wish I never had to sleep.

granted, but flying tree squirrels have taken over the earth. im not sure how thats a consequence of your wish, but it is... so there.

i wish i had a big fat non-tasteless kfc