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Grasshopper

Just me.

Fort Collins, Colorado

#16

Apr 27, 2010 @ 01:45:46

@TenaciousDave Said

Granted..but Brendan has an affair with Miley Cyrus.Not only does he break your heart and leave you suicidal and hooked on crack but he also banged your favorite celebrity and everytime you see Hannah Montana on TV you hit the crackpipe and jump out your second story window leaving you disfigured for life.

Jeez Dave! That was below the belt!

TenaciousDave

The Anus Of Satan

Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,

#17

Apr 27, 2010 @ 01:47:49

@grasshopper Said

Jeez Dave! That was below the belt!

That's the fun of the game.

And I forgot to make a wish.

I wish I had Elisha Cuthbert as my girlfriend.

Grasshopper

Just me.

Fort Collins, Colorado

#18

Apr 27, 2010 @ 01:53:42

@TenaciousDave Said

That's the fun of the game.

And I forgot to make a wish.

I wish I had Elisha Cuthbert as my girlfriend.

Granted. Turns out she got herpies.

I wish people never invented the habit of smoking.

bob_the_fisherman

Anatidaephobic

, Angola

#19

Apr 27, 2010 @ 01:59:07

@grasshopper Said

Granted. Turns out she got herpies.

I wish people never invented the habit of smoking.

Granted, but crazed people who would otherwise be pacified by cigarettes roam the streets randomly dismembering innocent pedestrians...

I wish I owned a house on the beach

OptimusJoss

, Nebraska

#22

Jul 29, 2010 @ 19:42:35

Granted. But you drive yourself off of a bridge

I wish I had a crotch rocket

Grasshopper

Just me.

Fort Collins, Colorado

#23

Jul 29, 2010 @ 19:51:20

Good thing I looked that up in the urbandictionary. I was thinking something totally different.

Granted, but it's broken down and spiders are breeding in the seats.

I wish for a rottweiler puppy.

Edited: July 29, 2010 @ 19:51

Willi

northinmind,

#24

Jul 29, 2010 @ 20:21:11

@grasshopper Said

Good thing I looked that up in the urbandictionary. I was thinking something totally different.

Granted, but it's broken down and spiders are breeding in the seats.

I wish for a rottweiler puppy.

granted.
but it bites the d*** off every man you meet.

i wish i had a brain.

Grasshopper

Just me.

Fort Collins, Colorado

#25

Jul 29, 2010 @ 20:25:06

@Willi Said

granted.
but it bites the d*** off every man you meet.

i wish i had a brain.

Oooo...good puppy!

Granted, but it's too big to fit, so it cracks your skull.

(you do have a brain, don't trash yourself like that

)

Grasshopper

Just me.

Fort Collins, Colorado

#26

Jul 29, 2010 @ 20:38:21

Oh! Forgot a wish.

I wish for an early menopause.

Laurette

Cracker, please.

North Yorkshire, United Kingdo

#27

Jul 29, 2010 @ 20:46:07

Granted, but you grow an unsightly beard on your face.

I wish I could go to Leeds Festival now.

OptimusJoss

, Nebraska

#28

Jul 29, 2010 @ 21:55:42

Granted. But on your way you get attacked by a spider monkey and thrown in a river.

I wish I could see stars at night

Grasshopper

Just me.

Fort Collins, Colorado

#29

Jul 29, 2010 @ 21:59:21

Awww, that sucks.

Granted, but they're so close that the world burns up.

I wish I could switch places with Dolly Parton.

Laurette

Cracker, please.

North Yorkshire, United Kingdo

#30

Jul 29, 2010 @ 22:03:54

Granted, but her devoted fans turn all cannibal on you.

I wish I could leave school already!

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