Cockroaches in the water cooler!!

@doubtingthomas Said
I'm at work right now, I just went to the water cooler and some fker drank the last of the water and didn't put a new jug on there. I go and get a new jug of water and take the old on off.

I look inside and there is a floating full sized adult cockroach floating in the water. I almost gag... I scoop him out and remove the little white plastic thing in there, and there are cockroach parts floating in the water and along the bottom.

UGG how much of this water did I drink with cockroach parts floating in there... so I get over my need to throw up and start the process of cleaning the inside of it out with hot water.

In my attempts to clean the insides of it, little baby cockroaches are swarming all over the sides of it. The little bastards are living in the heater part of the machine!!! I look back there and the whole inside of the machine is infested with cockroaches! HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?!

I'm going to die... someone shoot me..

(on a happier note this post puts me above 6000 points! yay me)

@chaski Said

Better than earwigs.

@psycoskunk Said

A family of earwigs took up residence in a pair of my dad's garden sheers a while back. I didn't realize this until I tried to squeeze the handles and they seemed jammed. So I checked the inside and sure enough, earwigs in every possible opening. So I spent the better part of 50 minutes scraping out half-squished and baby earwigs with sticks and water. Not very fun.

@twilitezone911 Said

in my first apartment, i had cockroaches coming out my kitchen sink, and they refuse to half of my rent. those bastards!