@rondetto Said 
On the first day of Spring Training, a cricket scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting line up. The coach asks, "What the heck did you bring that horse here for?"
The scout replies, "Wait until you see him bat."
All the players are laughing, until the horse comes to bat. At this point, the horse grabs the bat and everyone quiets down. They stare at the horse.
The bowler, just shrugs his shoulders, and bowls the ball toward wicket, when astonishingly, the horse hits the ball deep into the outfield.
The horse just stands there and does not move. The manager then yells at the cricket scout to tell the horse to run.
The scout looks back at the manager and yells back, "He can't run...If he could run, he'd be in the Grand national!"
my old lady once, years ago, that she won the kentucky derby. she accidently stumbled on the track. she was drunk, and she saw the horses coming out of the tracks, and barring down. she ran hard on the track, and beat the rest of six horses.
she almost disqualitied she wasn't riding an horse. but, that the judge's view from the track. she really look like an old nag!
Sep 20, 2021 @ 08:33:46
