Claudibee's recipe for disaster

@claudibee Said

After what the bastard cat did to me yesterday with the bird I should have known better. Do not leave a chicken, ready for the cooker, unattended on work surface. I have now removed the cat from the chicken and am going to do what I said yesterday (deep-fry the cat). Or else just drop-kick it from here to eternity. I don't even know why I keep it anymore. It's a murderous, thieving fur-bag (and, yes, I do feed it. It's not being deprived. depraved, maybe).

@dlsharp Said

It isn't deprived or depraved I'm afraid. I think that is one cat that loves to deprive you of your sanity. Maybe depraved is correct!

@claudibee Said

It's managed to deprive me, alright. So I'm going to deprive it of it's hair.

@josh1512 Said

doesnt accompany have regal on regal poo buy it side near bed time and have poo on me plz.

@claudibee Said

Are you in need of assistance? It's sounds as though there's something wrong with your circuits.

@spellchick Said

I'm glad I'm not the only one that couldn't make sense of that.

@josh1512 Said

but your arse is lager on lager mental lyptis jon n jon pie knickers are here every w**k like butch dame knickerglory cassidypoo on me plz

@dlsharp Said

I may be mistaken but I believe your cat has been to josh1512's house. He has lost his sanity.