Classified ads to make you chuckle

1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
2. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
3. FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
4. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat.. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
5. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
6. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
7. EORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.(took me a minute on this one)
8. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
9. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
10.FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

they are funny

Those are awesome. I like the last two the best!