Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night,

but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on her periods. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon.

The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.

Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and... 3am, still no Cinderella!

Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter...

thats awesome

Peter Peter pumpkin eater lol

So umm...does that mean that the tampon turned into a pumpkin while it was still in place? I'd have a hard time believing Cinderella would have any fun in that case.

Cinderella is a whore

Are you speaking from experience?

For all intents and purposes, lets just say yes. I've had two kids. Most pumpkins are bigger than infant heads.

Touch

Cinderella, a fairy godmother, a magic pumpkin and THIS is the part you don't buy?

*Lay's on the shrink's couch*

Yep. I mean, just using logic. IF there was all this THEN, in order for Cinderella to get any pleasure out of Peter eating the pumpkin.... You know.

um...no, please explain

Oh yeah, I forgot you're a forty-year-old virgin.

that's a fortyONE year old virgin