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rondetto On about 23 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 11, 2022 @ 18:12:27
A guy manages to get this hot girl back to his house, and they’re ripping off each other’s clothes when she notices the scars on his knees.
“Oh when I was a kid I contracted kneesles,” he explains. “You mean measles,” she says.
“Oh no, Kneesles.”
So they continue undressing each other, unfazed. Until she noticed his crooked toes.
“Ah I also contracted toelio.”
“Don’t you mean polio?”
“No, I got toelio.”
Bored by his denials, she shrugs it off. Until he drops his pants. “Don’t tell me,” she laughs. “Smallcox…”
Darkman666 On about 18 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 11, 2022 @ 21:29:19
@rondetto Said

A guy manages to get this hot girl back to his house, and they’re ripping off each other’s clothes when she notices the scars on his knees.
“Oh when I was a kid I contracted kneesles,” he explains. “You mean measles,” she says.
“Oh no, Kneesles.”
So they continue undressing each other, unfazed. Until she noticed his crooked toes.
“Ah I also contracted toelio.”
“Don’t you mean polio?”
“No, I got toelio.”
Bored by his denials, she shrugs it off. Until he drops his pants. “Don’t tell me,” she laughs. “Smallcox…”


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