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bendover On November 25, 2007

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Muff, Ireland
#1New Post! Oct 27, 2007 @ 18:48:03
An Irishman is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.

The Irishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You Irish folk eat the whole bread??"

Irishman (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Ireland."

The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Irishman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

Irishman "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to Ireland ."

After a moment of silence, The Irishman then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

Irishman "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

Irishman: "We don't. In Ireland, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France."
lily On April 21, 2009




, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Oct 27, 2007 @ 18:50:27
queenofhearts On December 16, 2009




, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Oct 27, 2007 @ 18:52:02
good one Ben
Pete On March 28, 2012
Master of Unlocking





Central Scotland, United Kingd
#4New Post! Oct 27, 2007 @ 18:52:16
maximillion On December 13, 2016




, Minnesota
#5New Post! Oct 27, 2007 @ 18:54:02
bendover On November 25, 2007

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Muff, Ireland
#6New Post! Oct 27, 2007 @ 18:55:28
It's being evicted into the Jokes forum. s***. TNot enough people see them as they go of the screen to quickly there.
seniorson7 On August 03, 2016




indianapolis, Indiana
#7New Post! Oct 27, 2007 @ 18:58:08
Where did you get that one at?.....My girlfriend will love that one!!!
x_Laura_x On March 13, 2023




Nowhere, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Oct 27, 2007 @ 18:58:10
That is excellent
silverhorseusa On December 01, 2012




Lubbock, Texas
#10New Post! Oct 28, 2007 @ 02:17:28
OMG! tooo funny ben....GOOD ONE!

angelicsin666 On May 11, 2008




teesside, United Kingdom
#11New Post! Nov 06, 2007 @ 22:34:55
hahaha AWESOME!
x_Laura_x On March 13, 2023




Nowhere, United Kingdom
#12New Post! Nov 06, 2007 @ 22:40:08
I lost count of the amount of people I emailed this to
clurrby On June 06, 2008




Liverpool, United Kingdom
#13New Post! Nov 06, 2007 @ 22:46:05
class
bendover On November 25, 2007

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Muff, Ireland
#14New Post! Nov 06, 2007 @ 22:53:55
I have a really weird brain and sometimes things just come out from the depths of it that I didn't even know were in there.
Silver_Lining On March 21, 2023
RIP Boobie





STOKE-ON-TRENT, United Kingdom
#15New Post! Nov 07, 2007 @ 11:34:43
i've heard that one before but it's really funny
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