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xnuvax On April 06, 2010

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SYDNEY, Australia
#1New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 09:11:35
A wronged wife has taken revenge on her cheating husband by biting off his private parts.

Katya Kharitovonova has been jailed for two years for the attack on husband Mikhail after waking up to find him and her best friend half-naked.

She also lashed out at Lisa Dmitriyeva, smashing her over the head with a floor lamp.

Liza, 33, had earlier been invited to a meal at the couple's home in Russia, before they all sat down to watch The War Of The Worlds.

Katya, 36, fell asleep, allowing 40-year-old Mikhail and Liza to fall into each other's arms.

Mikhail told a court near Moscow: "Liza started stroking my hair and legs, and then it went further."

Liza revealed: "I kissed Mikhail's lips. He didn't resist, and then I kissed him more."

When Katya awoke to discover oral sex going on, she furiously hit her love rival than bit her husband - though did then call an ambulance to take him to hospital.

Mikhail said: "I saw the blood spurting out of Liza's mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don't remember what happened next, I was unconscious."

Doctors were eventually able to stitch him back together.

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Why haven't I thought of that?

uk_melon007 On September 24, 2009




Stoke on Trent, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 09:14:36
I bet he was glad they could put it back on again
xnuvax On April 06, 2010

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SYDNEY, Australia
#3New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 09:21:38
Well the man doesn't seem like he knows how to be faithful and keep his dinger in his pants...so it is somewhat well-deserved...
hedkandi1984_21 On July 23, 2013




London, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 09:21:48
I hope he and her so-called best friend have learnt their lesson!
xnuvax On April 06, 2010

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SYDNEY, Australia
#5New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 09:23:40
Moral of the story: Don't cheat or get your fiddle stick bitten off.
maximillion On December 13, 2016




, Minnesota
#6New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 09:26:12
Can i paint it goooollllllddd
OklahomaGirl On February 13, 2010




Coffeyville,
#7New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 09:26:22
basically!!!
xnuvax On April 06, 2010

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SYDNEY, Australia
#8New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 09:27:03
@maximillion Said

Can i paint it goooollllllddd



By all means!
MirLou On November 18, 2013




Cork, Ireland
#9New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 09:38:35
@xnuvax Said

By all means!



Would think it was pretty red for a second before going blue!!!!



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sunandsurf13 On June 29, 2009

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Sydney, Australia
#10New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 09:44:31
@xnuvax Said

A wronged wife has taken revenge on her cheating husband by biting off his private parts.

Katya Kharitovonova has been jailed for two years for the attack on husband Mikhail after waking up to find him and her best friend half-naked.

She also lashed out at Lisa Dmitriyeva, smashing her over the head with a floor lamp.

Liza, 33, had earlier been invited to a meal at the couple's home in Russia, before they all sat down to watch The War Of The Worlds.

Katya, 36, fell asleep, allowing 40-year-old Mikhail and Liza to fall into each other's arms.

Mikhail told a court near Moscow: "Liza started stroking my hair and legs, and then it went further."

Liza revealed: "I kissed Mikhail's lips. He didn't resist, and then I kissed him more."

When Katya awoke to discover oral sex going on, she furiously hit her love rival than bit her husband - though did then call an ambulance to take him to hospital.

Mikhail said: "I saw the blood spurting out of Liza's mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don't remember what happened next, I was unconscious."

Doctors were eventually able to stitch him back together.

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Why haven't I thought of that?




Now there's a bad movie night.
I'm not saying he deserves it, but what kind of guy lets another women do - well, what she did - when his wife is snoring less than 5 metres away?
Idiot. Get a room.
I haven't seen War of the Worlds, this whole scenario makes me think I'm not missing out on much....
windstorm On June 28, 2012




Birmingham, Alabama
#11New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 09:45:47
HOLY CRAP!
Tako_400 On April 19, 2010
Keep Ya' Head Up


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Beirut, Lebanon
#12New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 10:02:58
They call it power blowing.
lisajones On December 31, 2009




Woodbridge, Virginia
#13New Post! Apr 29, 2009 @ 10:12:52
Biting him would be the last thing I would want. I wouldn't even want to touch him!
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