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lostinnocence On March 30, 2007




, New York
#1New Post! Oct 13, 2006 @ 15:17:09
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading... a couple of minutes later he asked the priest. "Father, what causes arthritis?"

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man."

"Well, I'll be damned", the drunk muttered and returned to reading his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he said turned to the man and apologised. "I'm sorry son, I didn't mean to come on so strong. how long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't, father, I was just reading in the paper that the Pope has arthritis."
mollymalone On March 01, 2008

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Muff, Ireland
#2New Post! Oct 13, 2006 @ 15:31:38
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twohot4u On October 17, 2008




i know, Mississippi
#3New Post! Oct 13, 2006 @ 15:32:43
hahaha....you have some great jokes!!
slade On October 20, 2006




, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Oct 13, 2006 @ 15:37:22
christa On January 14, 2009




, Canada
#5New Post! Oct 13, 2006 @ 15:41:42
lol thanx i lova a good laugh
pradeep On December 29, 2006




Bangalore, India
#6New Post! Oct 13, 2006 @ 15:47:13
Cool. hhha. Cant stop laughing.
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