"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something."
"The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system."
"UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems."—Barack Obama, attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare
"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."
"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed."—Barack Obama, on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people
"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith."
"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."
"One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world, Navy ‘Corpse’-Man Christian Brossard.”
"Now, what we’re doing, I want to be clear, we’re not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that's fairly earned."
"It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in ‘Austrian’, wheeling and dealing."
"We're the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad."
"Just this past week, we passed out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee -- which is my committee -- a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don't obtain a nuclear weapon." --referring to a committee he is not on.
"Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's"
"How's it going, Sunshine?" --campaigning in Sunrise, Florida
“The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person…”
"Now, some have said I blame too many problems on my predecessor, but let's not forget that's a practice that was initiated by George W. Bush.'"
"I mean, look at this party. We've got men in tuxes, women in gowns, fine wine, first-class entertainment. I was just relieved to learn this was not a GSA conference."
"In my first term, we passed health care reform. In my second term, I guess I'll pass it again."
"If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
"He's warm, he's cuddly, loyal, enthusiastic; you just have to keep him in on a tight leash -- every once in a while he goes charging off and gets himself into trouble. Enough about Joe Biden."
"It's been quite a year since I've spoken here last. Lots of ups, lots of downs, except for my approval ratings, which have just gone down. But that's politics, it doesn't bother me. Besides, I happen to know that my approval ratings are still very high in the country of my birth."
On TSA pat-downs: "America's favorite voyeur, TSA Administrator John Pistole is in the house. No hard feelings, John. I mean that literally. Please."
"I love the press. I even sat for an interview with Bill O'Reilly right before the Super Bowl. That was a change of pace. I don't often get a chance to be in a room with an ego that's bigger than mine."
On his Teleprompter: "In the next hundred days, I will learn to go off prompter -- and Joe Biden will learn to stay on it."
“Before one trip across enemy lines, resistance fighters told him that Jews were being murdered on a massive scale and smuggled him into the Warsaw Ghetto and a Polish death camp to see for himself.”
Obama allegedly gave Brown a "special collector's box" of 25 classic American DVDs while Brown gave the U.S. President an ornamental pen holder made from the timbers of the Victorian anti-slave ship HMS Gannet and a first edition of the seven-volume biography of Churchill by Sir Martin Gilbert, among other things. 10 Downing Street reportedly tried to keep Obama's gift to the PM a secret. Once the gesture was made public, they declined to say what movies were included in the set.
“Throughout our history, America’s confronted constantly evolving danger, from the oppression of an empire, to the lawlessness of the frontier, from the bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor, to the threat of nuclear annihilation.”
“The objective of this trip was to have substantive discussions with people like President Karzai or Prime Minister Maliki or President Sarkozy or others who I expect to be dealing with over the next 8 to 10 years.”
“I had an uncle who was part of the first American troops to go into Auschwitz and liberate the concentration camps.”—The Soviets liberated Auschwitz.
“The Time Has Changed For Come.” (Of course we don’t know how he was spelling that in his head.)
"I'm always worried about using the word 'victory,' because, you know, it invokes this notion of Emperor Hirohito coming down and signing a surrender to MacArthur"
The TelePrompTer instructs our president to say he wants to "halt the rise of privacy".
“All My Friends In Chicago Were Jewish.”
Campaign slogan ‘Winning the Future’ equates to the acronym, “WTF”. (Can I have an Amen!)