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rondetto On about 16 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 10, 2019 @ 12:36:49
Wife: "Wake up dear, there's burglar in the kitchen and he's eating that cake I made this afternoon, you'd better ring the police."
Husband: "If he's eating that cake, I'd better ring for an ambulance first."
darkman666 On about 4 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 10, 2019 @ 13:01:30
@rondetto Said

Wife: "Wake up dear, there's burglar in the kitchen and he's eating that cake I made this afternoon, you'd better ring the police."
Husband: "If he's eating that cake, I'd better ring for an ambulance first."




like the joke:

a wife bring out from their kitchen, a cake she just baked for them. she show to her husband, he sitting in his favorite chair in the living room. she said to her husband; " darling, I just baked this cake for you, you want to take the first piece? " the husband look at the cake, and then he said to his wife, " yes, I love a piece! let me go the closet first, and get my hammer and my chisel. "
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