Boris for Mayor of London?

I've heard that the Conserative Party have selected the blonde buffoon Boris Johnston MP to run against Red Ken in the election for London's Mayor.

yes it is true, 'bonkers boris' is running for mayor!
the trouble is most voters don't even know what party he is in, they just remember him from appearences of 'have i got news for you' etc.
it is 'celebrity' gone mad, people just want to vote him into office so that he will entertain them!
i think that they have got this whole 'mayor' thing mixed up with the X factor!

Not so sure I think Boris plays the fool to perfection,how many other MPs can you bring to mind so easily

I know at times Boris is playing the fool but I think deep down he actually is a fool and the people of London will be foolish enough to vote him as their mayor.

Great idea, someone who can perhaps evict the jew hating terrorist loving bastard Livingstone

Does he even know where London is?

Should think so, he's a common sight cycling around. Bit of a celebrity for that.

I know, but still somehow not convinced. I can imagine him as prime minister though. Boris and George would be the best comedy double act of all time and I'm sure we'd see a war on scousers by the end of his first day.

London? It's were Harrod's and Fortnum and Mason's is chappies. God just were does one's house-keeper do one's grocery shopping.said Boris.

Wish I had hair like Boris. OK, maybe I just wish I had hair

i actualy saw one of his bidding speaches and he was brilliant ppl just dont look on the serious side of him, cuz theres definetly alot of serious there.

I've just heard this.

What has Boris got in common with the first Mayor of London?

They are both d***'s

at least boris will inject some well needed humour into london