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trencher On March 01, 2008




Hades, California
#1New Post! Feb 01, 2006 @ 05:14:34
Duane rents an apartment in New York, and goes down to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young woman comes out of the apartment adjacent to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

Duane smiles at the young girl and she immediately starts conversing with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, revealing nothing underneath. Poor Duane breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming... He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Being completely nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

A nervous Duane stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"

The young lady is flabbergasted! "Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They are full, don't sag, and they're 100% natural! My a** is firm and is cellulite-
free. Look at this skin, no scars or blemishes. Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best feature on my body?!"

Once again, clearing his throat Duane stammers... "Outside when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
mammothmeat On October 25, 2007




Trondheim, Norway
#2New Post! Feb 01, 2006 @ 05:15:46
young_nick On December 11, 2010
The Dude





Auckland, New Zealand
#3New Post! Feb 01, 2006 @ 05:24:37
omg...not what I was expecting...that's hilarious
man_in_kilt On December 05, 2006

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trapped in my mind, Tennessee
#4New Post! Feb 01, 2006 @ 05:34:54
that's so great.I have to remember that one.
guff4567 On August 18, 2013




Warrnambool, Australia
#5New Post! Feb 01, 2006 @ 05:51:08
cool
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