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rondetto On about 7 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 25, 2019 @ 12:17:18
Anyone notice that this site is going so slow lately?


One night a man stumbled into the police station with a black eye. He claimed he had heard a noise in his back yard and went to investigate. The next he knew, he was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.

An officer was sent to his house to investigate, and he returned 1 1/2 hours later with a black eye.

"Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.

"No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."
darkman666 On 22 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 25, 2019 @ 18:13:45
@rondetto Said

Anyone notice that this site is going so slow lately?


One night a man stumbled into the police station with a black eye. He claimed he had heard a noise in his back yard and went to investigate. The next he knew, he was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.

An officer was sent to his house to investigate, and he returned 1 1/2 hours later with a black eye.

"Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.

"No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."






once I stepped a rake, I was lucky. the rack was facing the other way, when it stand up. I thought I was a goner, I was going get skunky by the rack.
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