...all died in a single car crash and went to heaven. When they got there God addressed each of them.
"Bill Clinton why do you deserve to be here?" asked God.
"Well, I stimulated the economy to unparelled heights and tried to keep the peace." answered Bill.
"Bill, well done, come set at my left hand." God told him.
"Al Gore why do you deserve to be here?" asked God.
"Well, I warned everybody about global warming and got a system in place to keep teenagers away from evil lyrics in recordings."
"Al, well done, come set at my right hand." God told him.
"Hillary Clinton why do you deserve to be here?" asked God.
"Shut up and get out of my chair" declared Hillary.
Dec 18, 2008 @ 16:52:02
